bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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