CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Green mimosas i think yes
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
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