Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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