U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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