I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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