U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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