these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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