I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
