Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Randomize
