On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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