I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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