Me. At least after what I've been through.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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