Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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