Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
where does the pee come out of this thing
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Randomize
