if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
the day after is always just damage control
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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