i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
My hand turned me down
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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