I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
handjob tips. give me some.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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