just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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