Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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