Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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