butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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