and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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