omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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