You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
