belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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