On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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