I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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