its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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