yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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