...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I smell stomach acid.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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