I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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