Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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