I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize