I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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