turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I'm bleeding and have questions
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize