I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
Randomize
