Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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