I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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