More tranny stories later!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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