Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Randomize
