I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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