So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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