Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
