do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
My liver just had a heart attack.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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