Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize