Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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