So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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