she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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