You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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