Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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