that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
barbara walters just said penis...
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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