i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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