My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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