So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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