Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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