what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
i've created a new STD.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Randomize
