i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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