My nipple is on Facebook.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Sorry about my life...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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