So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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